{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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Torre is a barrio in the municipality of Sabana Grande, Puerto Rico. Its population in 2010 was 2,096.
"}{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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